Regifting Enthusiast Pillows

Every Christmas Ned would regift. . . this year was the most challenging yet!!

"I hope he doesn't realize I'm regifting."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

I love you Geyser...

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

'It's my stool sample.'

Great Moments in Beer

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Modern Day Cannibals

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"