Gift-giving Enthusiasts Pillows

"Birthday gifts are so difficult unless you know someone's tastes..."

'I'd say this has been our best Christmas yet!'

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Tipping Pain Chart

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

Holiday Shopping

Love Delivery

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."