Gift-giving Enthusiasts Mugs

"Birthday gifts are so difficult unless you know someone's tastes..."

'I'd say this has been our best Christmas yet!'

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Tipping Pain Chart

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'It's my stool sample.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.