Fashion Swap Enthusiast Pillows

"Transgender female seeks transgender male to swap clothes with."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

"I am dressed for the job I want."