Transfer Expert Gifts

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Tariff Wars

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

"It's all yours now."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Fireworks

The Risks of Globalisation

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'Want a good full back?'

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

'That'll teach him not to turn up without any referrals.'

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

'My boss hates me! I got promoted to branch office manager in Hawaii!'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Reunion of organ donors