Transfer Expert Gifts

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Tariff Wars

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"It's all yours now."

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

The Risks of Globalisation

Fireworks

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"Someday Son, this will all be China's."

Enterprice Tech Co. A unit of Cloud Online, LLC, a division of Unreal AI, Inc., A subsidiary of Enterprise Tech Co. With all the mergers, it was bound to happen, Ernie.

'Want a good full back?'

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

Trump's Car Tariffs

Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

'That'll teach him not to turn up without any referrals.'

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Reunion of organ donors

'My boss hates me! I got promoted to branch office manager in Hawaii!'