Transfer Guru Gifts

'Want a good full back?'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

The Dali 'Bama.

The Dog Breeder and His Son

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'How do you become a day trading millionaire? Easy, just start out as a day trading billionaire.'

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

Football prayers.

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

'I.T tells me you've been playing fantasy football on your company computer. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.'

Careless movers.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'My boss hates me! I got promoted to branch office manager in Hawaii!'

'Mr McNab is a forfaiter for Eeziloan.'

"Cross-training Larry, cross-training. Don't you read your emails?"

Valet Parking - Official 2016 Olympic track & field training.

"Why did she have to kiss me?"