Swipe Specialist Gifts

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Women Seeking Men

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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Medical Examinations.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Trust Your Doctor

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Using a social media app to date

At the golf detox clinic.

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