Swipe Explorer Gifts

Tunnel of Swiping Right

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Likes: $2.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

You've Had Enough!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Computer games