Swing Set Explorer Gifts

Elephant too heavy for the swing

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Coffee love

Abstract Espressoism

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Lady in Springtime

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Take me to your barista."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

The Double Double Punch

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."