Change Explorer Gifts

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

New Memer/Incumbent

'The customer is always right...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."