Change Explorer Mugs

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

New Memer/Incumbent

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee

'Whatever he's eating.'

'The customer is always right...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Heart Disease Menu

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!