Import Explorer Mugs

UnAmerican Cheese

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robot Painter

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Cometh the Cow!