Import Explorer Gifts

UnAmerican Cheese

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robot Painter

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."