Order Explorer Gifts

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'...and this is the Mess.'

The Best Laid Plans

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Computer spying.

The Complete Cycle.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pick & Buy Online.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."