Order Seeker Gifts

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

The lovely - and extremely rare - O.C.D. Butterflies.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Perils of the double play.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Airplane Mode.

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Giant Sale!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Everything for a buck.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"All I see is more trees."