Oracle Seeker Gifts

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Sunbathers.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Exit only.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Cyber Dream

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Question authority"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."