Glasses Seeker Gifts

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Airplane Mode.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I don't like your application."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Changing Room Decisions

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."