Window Seeker Gifts

'I cannot wait to be promoted to an office with a window.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Airplane Mode.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Hospital Departments

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'It's Blurred.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Window in the Sky.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"What's worse, that or this?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

View from the Window