View Seeker Gifts

Reaching the Summit

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

An hour's free consultation...

What people won't put up with to have a view.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

A prisoner in a cell with a very high window, reads book: 'A room with a view'.

'I love the way everything looks so high-definition!'

Impossible Possibility

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Airplane Mode.

Bay view, deja view

"Million dollar view..."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

"And this listing was recently upgraded with an ocean side view."

"All I see is more trees."

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

'It was the breathtaking view...Fourth guy today.'

For Sale: Water Views.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

Room With A View

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Hospital Departments

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'It's Blurred.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."