View Seeker Gifts

Reaching the Summit

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

An hour's free consultation...

What people won't put up with to have a view.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

A prisoner in a cell with a very high window, reads book: 'A room with a view'.

'I love the way everything looks so high-definition!'

Impossible Possibility

'...turn your head 40 degrees left, and above that warehouse the view of the ocean, ok?'

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Airplane Mode.

Bay view, deja view

"Million dollar view..."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

"And this listing was recently upgraded with an ocean side view."

"All I see is more trees."

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

'It was the breathtaking view...Fourth guy today.'

For Sale: Water Views.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

Room With A View

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Hospital Departments

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'It's Blurred.'