Sight Seeker Gifts

Vision Test

"Nope....I can't make any sense out of that at all."

'That should do the trick.'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

'Read the top line.' 'Half a letter A.'

Eye Tests.

'You're not on my list...I'm afraid you've been waiting in the wrong opticians for the last half hour, madam!'

"Is this the sign in for the ophthalmology convention?"

Easter Island legs

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Airplane Mode.

Courage. Love.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I'm a star!'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"All the celebrities come here."

Hospital Departments

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'It's Blurred.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Before and After Thomas Edison

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"