Sight-seer Gifts

Tour Bus

Easter Island legs

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Airplane Mode.

Hospital Departments

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It's Blurred.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

When psychics fight.

Sightseeing in the car

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"