Sight-seer Gifts

Tour Bus

Easter Island legs

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Airplane Mode.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

When psychics fight.

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Sightseeing in the car

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."