Sightseer Supreme Gifts

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

Easter Island legs

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Airplane Mode.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Next World Tours

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Sightseeing in the car

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

An hour's free consultation...

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

Suburban Sightseers

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'