Iconic Sightseeker Gifts

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Bright idea

Tiny Visions

ThrEschers.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"All the celebrities come here."

Hospital Departments

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'It's Blurred.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

A dream of consequence

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Who's the artist?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Rod Stewart

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."