Ironic Pathfinder Gifts

Avoid disappointment later - abandon all hope now.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Tourist Directions

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

How?

life route

Failure - Success

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

You are here...

Tourist Crossroad

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'I took a short cut.'

You Are Here

The road less traveled

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

Bike lane.