Unexpected Pathfinder Gifts

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Tourist Directions

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'How am I doing?'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Unusual Staircase

How?

life route

Failure - Success

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

You Are Here

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

Tourist Crossroad

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'