Humorous Pathfinder Gifts

You Are Here

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Hither and Yon sign

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Recalculating

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Tourist Directions

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

How?

life route

Failure - Success

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

You are here...

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Tourist Crossroad

Hunter looking at sign NOOKs and CRANNIES

The road less traveled

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."