Prophet Pathfinder Gifts

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

A self-filling prophecy.

Tourist Directions

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

"The end of the world is nigh."

How?

life route

Failure - Success

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Lovers Point.

Sidewalk Prophet

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

Tourist Crossroad

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."