Prophet Pathfinder Pillows

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Tourist Directions

A self-filling prophecy.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

How?

"The end of the world is nigh."

life route

Failure - Success

Lovers Point.

Sidewalk Prophet

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."