Faithful Pathfinder Pillows

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Scurile travels

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Men's Prayer Group.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Arrow Church

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

How?

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'How can you be so cheap?'

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

life route

Failure - Success

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'