Faithful Pathfinder Pillows

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Men's Prayer Group.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Arrow Church

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

How?

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

life route

Failure - Success

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'