Faithful Seeker Pillows

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."