Faithful Hopeful Pillows

Surgeon enters 'Intensive Care Wing', Priest enters 'Wing and a Prayer'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Christian and Born again Christian...

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Inbox and Outbox

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Persons of Faith

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A leap of faith.

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

Guardian Angels and Operations

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Graduation Day 2020

Praying.

Employment Office.

Answer to Prayers - NO

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Pray now - Go later.

'God has heard your political prayers but he says that the other place is full at the moment...'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

'He's been here for as long as anyone can remember.'

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"My favorite part was when your god sacrificed himself to himself to save humanity from himself."

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'