Faithful Seeker Prints

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Monk Prompt

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Get an afterlife!'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."