Viewfinder Gifts

'This building is designed so that every employee will have a view.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Airplane Mode.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Black hole setting

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"Beware of watchdog."

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

'How do these glasses feel?'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.