Viewfinder Virtuoso Gifts

"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

"Office of quality assurance"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Writer

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

James Russell Lowell

Guillaume Apollinaire