Zoom Virtuoso Gifts

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Balancing two espresso martinis

An informed voter is a good voter

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"5...4...3...2..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Turn down the bass."

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."