Zoom Virtuoso Pillows

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

An informed voter is a good voter

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Turn down the bass."