Communication Virtuoso Pillows

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'Please listen carefully - especially if you have a short attention span...'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Thesaurus Company

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Busking during a pandemic

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

Bookworm group

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'I'm a voice over artist.'