Video Call Virtuoso Pillows

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'I never thought I'd miss speaking to Ma on the phone.'

"Is your Zoom background literally a photo of the front room when it was tidy?"

Barking From Home

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Cat Zoom

"When we have the management video conference tomorrow, perhaps you guys could pretend to respect me as my wife will be in ear shot!"

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

Zoom Call Nightmares

Lockdown goals

4 videoconference users

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I'm not sure we've QUITE got the hang of this video conferencing thing."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

Are you looking at my bookshelf?

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

"Yes, I'll be on the call. But I might arrive a few minute late, leave a few minutes early, and be completely zoned out during."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Wait - zoom was a word before it was a thing?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."