Video Chat Virtuoso Pillows

I don't think a hospital video consultation requires motivation.

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Busking during a pandemic

Working from home to-do list.

"5...4...3...2..."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

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Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

Videogame Employment Agency.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."