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"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"5...4...3...2..."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

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'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'