Videocall Virtuoso Mugs

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"5...4...3...2..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Remote work

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Voice Recognition Software.

Leonard Cohen

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

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Barking From Home

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"