Video Virtuoso Mugs

'Please don't judge me by my youtube videos!'

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Videos for children

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"5...4...3...2..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Busking during a pandemic

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

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