Video Virtuoso T-Shirts

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Videos for children

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Music Freak.

Remote work

"Turn down the bass."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag