Presentation Virtuoso T-Shirts

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"5...4...3...2..."

Writer

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Remote work

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Guillaume Apollinaire

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

James Russell Lowell