Technology Virtuoso T-Shirts

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Busking during a pandemic

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"5...4...3...2..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Bring It On!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Hacksaw Violin.

Remote work

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'He's my 'greed coach'.'

Oculist.