Technology Virtuoso Gifts

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Lockdown Brain

Busking during a pandemic

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Bring It On!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Remote work

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Leonard Cohen

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Hacksaw Violin.

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'He's my 'greed coach'.'