Tech Virtuoso Gifts

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

"I just hacked your company's website. NOW do I get the computer security job?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Honest Vending

Kitchen Tetris

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Lockdown Brain

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Busking during a pandemic

"Office of quality assurance"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

Remote work

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Leonard Cohen

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"