Tech Virtuoso Gifts

"I just hacked your company's website. NOW do I get the computer security job?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Honest Vending

Kitchen Tetris

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Bring It On!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Remote work

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Hacksaw Violin.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"