Tech-savvy Virtuoso Gifts

"Press any key to continue."

Mozart on a computer,

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

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Remote work

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Rationalization

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

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