Tech-savvy Virtuoso Pillows

"Press any key to continue."

Mozart on a computer,

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Quick, press control Z!'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"5...4...3...2..."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Busking during a pandemic

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

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"Buy my data $20"

Remote work

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Rationalization

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."