Office Virtuoso Gifts

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

"We like to think of Jensen as the Rick Wakeman of the office."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

An informed voter is a good voter

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Writer

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Bring It On!

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Remote work

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."